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Gloom: The Gloomiest Timeline Gift Set

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$37.45 $55.9 In stock

Sometimes the best way to get through The Gloomiest Timeline is through creative storytelling and humorous lighthearted comparisons of who has it worse. Thats why we're featuring Keith's award winning game Gloom this holiday with two special bundles not found anywhere else. 

The Gloomiest Timeline Bundle Set Includes: 

  • One signed copy of Gloom, Second Edition 
  • One Copy of The Gloom Chronicles 
  • One Copy of the Gloom Tabletop Mini Expansion 

About The Game & Expansions:

In the Gloom card game, you assume control of the fate of an eccentric family of misfits and misanthropes. The goal of the game is sad, but simple: you want your characters to suffer the greatest tragedies possible before passing on to the well-deserved respite of death. You'll play horrible mishaps like Pursued by Poodles on your own characters to lower their Self-Worth scores, while trying to cheer your opponents' characters with marriages and other happy occasions that pile on positive points. The player with the lowest total Family Value wins.

The game is printed on recycled transparent plastic cards, as you play a new card on a character the transparent layering will change the score and self-worth of the character. 

In The Gloom Chronicles each card starts a new chapter for your ongoing game of Gloom, and ties those games together like multiple episodes of a TV show. It also adds variant rules bringing new challenges to the story. Your story begins with the Unhappy Birthday … but will your next game of Gloom involve a Tragic Train Ride, or will you end up at the infamous World’s Unfair?

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Harper M. ★★★★★

The game's premise of comparing misfortunes had my family in stitches for hours—the storytelling mechanic is brilliantly simple yet endlessly creative. Each round reveals new, hilariously dark scenarios that keep everyone engaged. Perfect for a game night when you need to laugh at life's absurdities

Adam ★★★★★

The storytelling prompts made our game night genuinely funny instead of the usual awkward silence. We spent two hours comparing whose timeline was worse, and my brother's dramatic retelling of a flat tire won. It's a weird little gift set, but it actually works.

Benjamin ★★★★★

Bought this for my brother who swears his year was worse than mine, and the comparison cards turned our whole dinner into an argument we were both winning. The storytelling prompts are the real gem though, they got us talking for hours instead of just complaining.